So I started dieting this week.

Thank the diet gods for keto.

Breakfast Egg Muffin

So far I think I’ve had the opposite challenge people have been having with this diet- I can’t seem to find carbs. Anywhere. I already ate pretty much as healthy as possible (i’m lactose intolerant, thus, I don’t even bother with a lot of things) but I was a fan of breads and sweets. But I dropped it all cold turkey. Now I’m trying to figure out what’ll give me carbs. I hit the goals for calories and protein but my carb count is….bad. Like. Yesterday, I was full and fine and I had only done 25 for the entire day. :| My fiber isn’t that great either.

Reading fiction, main character takes vicodin, then finished it off with smirnoff

Smirnoff.

Someone obviously didn’t do their research. Yes, that’s totally cool, let’s have my character mix alcohol and drugs and see what happens.

Everyone is in love with Super Junior’s Mr. Simple

All I can do, every time I see the stage performance, is think its over complicated. That and I can point out the moves that were used by SHINee and DBSK.

I have a thing for the early 20th century in artwork

Late Victorian, Edwardian, Pre World War 2 to be exact. A strange time period to be stuck artistically in, yet when it comes to writing I’m stuck somewhere in near the Middle Ages or slightly later.

Can anyone else pop/crack their joints?

Everyone can pop their toes and fingers, I know this but how about wrists? Elbows? Shoulders or knees? I can do my shoulders whenever I want, I pop my left elbow probably once an hour and so on and so forth.

The craziest thing I’ve done is popped all my fingers at once a long with the wrist much to the horror of my mother.

I keep looking at UC campuses

Santa Cruz looks like its in the middle of the dark forest from Harry Potter, I had heard about it but I didn’t realize it was literally there with red woods. Santa Barbara has its own lagoon. on the beach. ;A; My default I-guess-I-have-to-go choice was UCIrvine since its literally a 20 minute drive for me and the ultimate was Cal (which honestly, if I got my way, I’d consider it for graduate studies but even then, Canada or England look like a better choice to me) but suddenly I wouldn’t mind getting lost in a red wood forest or being next a lagoon.

I’m leaning toward going to Santa Cruz now though because of the trees- I’m nature starved. Living in HB I’ve got a beach yes but never go to it due it being just there  and the tourists. Oh lord the tourists. Don’t get me started on the tourists. But I like trees. Everyone I know on the east coast knows how ridiculous I am about trees. 

I have yet to see a woman in McQueen lobster heels. The only people I’ve seen in them have been drag queens

I love seeing different hair colors, especially blues or greens but

I hate how destroyed half these girl’s heads are. You can clearly see how stringy and damaged their scalps are in half of these photos. Maybe you should put down the bleach and instead of dying your hair another shade, shave it and just let it grow out natural again.

I need Marvel vs Capcom 3 on my ps3 so I can get more achievements and slaughter

I’m sick of gaining all these achievements on my friend’s 360 >:

My team is Amaterasu, Dante & Chun-li, anyone else play?

I’ve always wondered what happens

when you flick a penis. Does it sway? Does it just lay there going fuck you. What does it do?